Attention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day! 

This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown. 

But wait, theres more! These phallic treats arent just for insults. Theyre perfect for: 
Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says last night of freedom like a mouthful of candy dicks) 
Filling your piata with a surprisell make your guests say, Oh my! 
Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that theyre a total tool 

So whether youre dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who cant take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.